By Dean M. (our Paris Correspondent)
"So bronze babe, your place or mine?", says Zombie Kat "WOW, have you seen your eye, I think you should see a doctor." says the girl (which is really just a bronze statue, but Zombie Kat doesn't know that) "No my eye is fine, but you look cold." At which time a gust of wind picks up and blows Zombie Kat across the park, and me hurdling after it. Better luck next time Zombie Kitty Kawaii, and please note, picking up girls with your tough hanging out is not very romantic, and is not likely to work. But let's see if the ladies out there agree, or might have any tips.
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Thanks Dean, Mim and Scott for keeping us up to date with Kitty Kawaii!'s misadventures in Paris.